The End Of The World Is Here

This is it! The Apocalypses is taking place today. Who knew that October 7th, 2015 was going to be the last day for Earth? Well, the eBible Fellowship seems to think it is anyways. Let's take a moment to reflect upon this horrible news that in just a few hours, demons (or whatever) will be moving into the apartment beside me. Is it because I have a Gay date scheduled for tonight?