Sexy Men In Space

Have you ever "met" a guy (through whichever social media application of choice you are using that moment) and no matter how much you interact with him, he never seems to exist in the physical world? You know he is real and out there somewhere but only he only seems able to beam information to you from some unknown place.  These are the treks of the Gay Satellite Men. Their never ending mission to avoid meeting for coffee. Disappear in the middle of conversation. To reply with only emojis. Allow you to know them only at a safe distance and to seek out younger men wherever they can post a profile. These are the Gay Satellite Men.