Mounting the Mountie (Canadian Sexy Time)

Since I am 50% Canadian, I have this need to uphold the honor of Canada. When presented with the chance to service my Northern countrymen, I service them well. It could have been the gold buttons on that crimson  jacket that covered those mountainous pecs. The black pants that puffed out at those tree trunk thighs. The  campaign hat that topped his bald head. Or was it that thick, thick pornstache which seem to have a life all its own? Find out on today's Bear With Me, as we go North of the border.