High And Horny At 11AM On A Sunday

I am on the dating apps,  internet dating sites and partake in meeting new people as often as I can. It always amazes me how people, mostly men since I am Gay, introduce themselves. In most cases, this opening line is a simple "Hello" or some variation of the word. It's those rare occupations when I met an odd duck that replaced this standard greeting with "High and Horny". Let's sit down and have a little rant about this on today's Bear With Me shall we.